Jump

Some of them try to rhyme
But alas they are unable
Because you see I am a daddy
A father of the miggity
miggity mac
I make you want to
Elevate off the ground
Bend the knees and
Jump
Jump
Now sometimes it happens
The population will think
They can participate
In the physical actions that I do
But they are unable to perform
And this is due to the fact
That I am not flat
You see the D-A double you
Why M-A-C
Has you moving in a perplexing pattern
And you can not understand the verbal assault that comes forth
Thus do not
And simply
Jump
Jump