Patrick

Patrick my friend you are a saint
Kids and a wife, a cleanly lived life
A smile and chuckle that's one of a kind
I'm glad to call you a cohort of mine
But there is one thing that could be changed
Don't drive over cars, life ain't an arcade

Vest

I love the chocolate vest
I dream about it all the time
It absolutely is the best
Behold it breaks the paradigm
I follow along to get a taste
Chasing heels down dusty trails
It simply must not go to waste
I'd even run on broken nails
If the leader would let me taste
A little bite of what I want
The vest he must let me embrace
For I will not drop the hunt
In my sleep and soft delusion
The vest is chocolate, no confusion

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Loud and obnoxious
It explicitly wrote
Undoubtedly conscious

Apologies stated
The blushing receded
Exceptional penis
A Meaningful deepness