Plastic

Fake and plastic full of fun
Toys for boys and everyone
Now don't you have a dirty mind
Though these happen to be designed
They aren't implanted, not at all
There figurines short and tall
G I Joe, Thundercats, He-man, She-Ra, all of that
Couldn't quit when your a kid
Now your wife wishes you did
Collector's items the whole lot
Memories somehow long forgot