SM

A flower petal fell from out of the sky,
Floated around and fluttered on by.
It came to rest in my neighbors soup,
But what happened next threw me for a loop.
This guy flipped his lid, he started to scream,
"Who threw this?", he shouted and caused quite a scene.
I told him, "Kind sir, it simply was chance."
To this he could only respond with a dance,
Of anger and rage and fits of word stutters.
I thought to myself this man is straight nutters.
But then I recalled just where I was.
On 3rd St. in SM where crazy just does!